It’s a short and sweet one tonight, as I update you on the least posh audience I have ever played. A lovely bunch of people turned up in Colchester, and when I asked if theye were in any way posh, they were in every way adamant they were not.
A quick check of people’s names proved that fact, including Dave whose job it is to drug test horses by examining their urine. There were also a couple of young ‘uns in, as well as a couple of unlikely looking lads stashed further back in the crowd. I brought them on stage, and decided that in honour of the last time I was in Colchester (when I took a photo of a band in the front row and tweeted for a new name for them) I would try to create an Essex based Heavy Metal band from the crowd. They looked like this:
I asked for the name of the band and their first hit single. The tweets came flooding in, and included: