Mess Around – Brisbane Night 3

Mess Around – Brisbane Night 3


I need your help for this blog. Specifically, I need the help of a woman halfway up the aisle, who started taking photos of me as I met latecomers. She didn’t know the latecomers, she just decided to take a photo of me meeting them. I then posed with said latecomers, and for some reason, decided we should take a photo of me in a sexually provocative pose with everyone that came in late.

There was a conga line, a threesome, and some one-on-ones, and all of them were recorded on the camera of a lady who promised to send them to me. As soon as they arrive, I’ll post them.

For the moment though I can show you the photos I took of a man that arrived wearing what seemed to be a packed parachute :


And an enormous New Yorker in the front row called Matt, who I asked to stand guard over my stalker Maria (yes, she’s coming to every show).


Matt then sat on stage with me and helped me to rehearse a script for an audition I have next week for a sitcom. I have to adopt an American accent, so Matt and I read the script out, with him playing the part of my twelve year old son, whose voice seemed to get higher with every line. Matt’s wife filmed the whole thing and also promised to send it to me. Again as soon as I get it I’ll post it – then send it off as my audition tape.

A short blog I know, but as soon as the photos arrive, I will upload them. That’s assuming you want to see a procession of random stranger staking me from behind.

I finished last night off with a lovely gig at the Festival Club, where I MC’d for James Tinniswood, Nick Grimwood and the fabulous Hannah Gadsby. I was ably assisted by the 80s tennis playing doctor, the cross-legged American midget, the British Cell Biologist and the Belgian Porn Star (all in the audience of course)

That’s all for today’s blog, I’ll keep em coming



  • Jess

    27.02.2010 at 16:00 Reply

    Was a great show Adam!!! I really enjoyed it 🙂

  • Julia

    27.02.2010 at 19:45 Reply

    AWESOME as always. Fantastic night of entertainment that any aged adult can enjoy. Thank you for your insights and ability to make the ordinary funny.

  • Cruella Collett

    27.02.2010 at 20:45 Reply

    I would love to be your stalker too, Adam, but it’s really hard to do from the other side of the planet. When are you coming to Norway?
    I do have a spy out that might or might not show up to one of your shows, though. Problem is, I’m not paying her all that much, so she might have to get a job first… Any openings in Melbourne?

  • Rebecca

    27.02.2010 at 20:49 Reply

    Hey Adam,

    I sent you a few pics to the email address ‘’ from this night, and also linked you to the video of your audition as well (i took one up from the balcony). If you have another way in which i can get the info to you, let me know!

  • Jess

    28.02.2010 at 03:23 Reply

    your sitcom bit with Matt is already on youtube

  • Mandy

    28.02.2010 at 11:46 Reply

    well at the start i thought the stalker was a joke,…. then at the end i realised it wasnt a joke at all…. ahhhhh you poor bastard, but superbly handled!. xo

  • Carene Lee

    28.02.2010 at 15:57 Reply

    Hi Adam – I was the said photographer and have sent those photos to you at If you don’t get them via that, let me know and I’ll send them again!

    Great show by the way,

  • Lou

    28.02.2010 at 23:17 Reply

    Hi Adam Hubby and I had great time at your show and at the chalkboard comedy as well, Hannah is great, It was an exellent way to celebrate our wedding anniversary. I will laugh anytime I see Hollywood tape from now on.

  • Lauren

    03.03.2010 at 09:52 Reply

    G’day Adam,
    My friend and I had a great time. Definately needed a good laugh and left with a sore stomach. I’ll definately see you next time you’re up here! Keep it up 🙂

    Lauren and Aron

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